Funny Quote of the Day: "Only the mediocre are always at their best." - Jean Giraudoux http://bit.ly/2DEdbTb "Only the mediocre are always at their best."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first." - George Carlin http://bit.ly/2n2wSuy "In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." - Isaac Asimov http://bit.ly/2BiEixS "I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." - Steven Wright http://bit.ly/2DVgVxk "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep." - W. H. Auden http://bit.ly/2yeaUvd "A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Big girls need big diamonds." - Elizabeth Taylor http://bit.ly/2DcNSnH "Big girls need big diamonds."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever." - Herb Caen http://bit.ly/2D6Ytkc "The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability." - Oscar Wilde http://bit.ly/2EgFSmI "I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash." - Joyce Brothers http://bit.ly/2B79l4v "Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish." - Stephen Leacock http://bit.ly/2CWfH6X "It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain." - Casey Stengel http://bit.ly/2m9NMGT "There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Television is chewing gum for the eyes." - Frank Lloyd Wright http://bit.ly/2mp2MmP "Television is chewing gum for the eyes."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me." - Warren Buffett http://bit.ly/2lQM0tf "I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden." - Orson Scott Card http://bit.ly/2DVImG2 "Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future." - Niels Bohr http://bit.ly/2DMgp3h "Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike." - Spiro T. Agnew http://bit.ly/2C4E3HY "An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody." - Samuel Pepys http://bit.ly/2C0kMXY "Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period." - Frances Wright http://bit.ly/2CfoSix "Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." - Ellen DeGeneres http://bit.ly/2la2Y6A "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log."
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!" - Phyllis McGinley http://bit.ly/2CaETq5 "Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!"
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